Ninjago Season 1 quotes

Why must everything have so many weapons?

Says the man who had four arms to possess the Golden Weapons.

Haha, I deserved that.

The ninja have been discovered. Operation jeopardized. Calculating probability of success to affecting outcome by— Oh, who cares about probability?

We've been digging for so long, I think I forgot what we're looking for.

A jiggly compact compress converter. Or was it a compress compact jiggly converter? Whatever it is, if it can get us back to New Ninjago City any sooner, it's worth finding.

We shut off the power thinking we could just waltz in, but no, we didn't stop to think we were a bajillion miles away. [notices something] Hey! A compact converted jiggly compressor!

Ah! Great find, kiddo. Now all we need to adapt that hover-copter's power supply to solar power is an upside down rotter derottermabob and a whiz bang automated amplifier!

I'm starting to think they're just making this stuff up.

Ah, it's so quiet in here. What did I miss, another signature Jay Walker gut buster?

[turns to Cole; angrily] Oh, you backstabbing, no good…! YAAAH!!! [tackles him to the ground, causing them to start fighting]

What's wrong with you?!

[sighs] I hope Lloyd is faring better than us.

Oh, you know why you're the black ninja?! 'Cause it's the color of your heart!

Oh, yeah?! Well, what's the point of being a blue ninja?! Unless you're trying to hide out for some goofy clown college!

Oh, you take that back! There are reputable performers that attend clown college!

[annoyed as Cole and Jay blow their bad breaths into each other's faces] This macho stuff is making you both look like fools. Maybe you belong together!

I blame you for this!

What did I do? You were the one who wanted to stay in a scrapheap full of Nindroids!

Enough, you two!

Sensei Wu!

What happened to him?!

He's turned evil! Help me!

But he's our sensei!

Not anymore.

More like Tech Wu.

Oh! Bad Sensei, bad! [he and Cole both start charging towards Techno Wu and he hits Cole in the face with his staff; laughs] I hate to say it, but you deserved that a little. [Techno Wu then uses his staff to punch him in the gut] Ooh!

[laughs] Right back at ya!

Seriously, who the heck was that guy?

Or gal.

Whoever it is, they turned our sensei against us.

And if we want to save him, we'll need to find out who this stranger is.

Perhaps I could have that answer for you in a few moments.

What is it?

Hmm…

It's obviously a clue, dirt clod.

I know it's a clue, zap trap, but it's so small. I just want to know what—

Stop it, you two. P.I.X.A.L., can you analyze it?

The sample is far too small, but given time, I should have an answer.

Then we should waste no more time and get back to the city. I'll use my Falcon Vision to warn Lloyd of our findings.

I thought taking the power out would give us the upper hand, but now that they have it and we don't, I guess the power has only shifted.

Don't worry, sis, we'll get Sensei back.

What happened?

No power, that's what happened.

Are we too late?

Outsiders must answer to the Postman!

Return… to… sender! [the civilians cheer]

Ah, you finally made it. Don't mind the savages. Since power went out, everyone here has grown a bit bored. Their imagination knows no bounds. [sees P.I.X.A.L.] P.I.X.A.L., amazing! You're... powered.

You need to stay in character, Borg. This is no fun if we're not all committed.

Oh, I'll have you committed if you don't all leave us at once. Now shoo!

Watch your step, Nya. We don't know the last time this ladder was used.

That's thoughtful of you, Cole.

Hey! How about you watch where you're watching, Cole? Huh?

Oh, is that a threat, Jay? 'Cause coming from you, it sounds like some of your best material.

Hahaha! There's a reason nobody liked you.

If we digitize the ninja and Techno Blades using my experimental technology, you could fight him on his own turf inside the Digiverse.

What do you mean inside the Digiverse?

Ugh, weren't you listening? He's going to put us into the video game.

[excited] I know! Heh, I just wanted to hear it again!

Once we're inside, what do we do?

Put simply, reboot the system. All source code travels through the heart of the mainframe. Follow it and you'll find a glowing activation port. The Techno Blades are the keys to activate the reboot and erase all corruption from the system.

Uh, can you put it more simply?

Look for a big bright light, airhead, then put your weapon in it.

Okay, got it. I can do that. [realizes what Cole just called him] Hey! I am not an airhead!

Remember, I wrote the code, but he controls it. His turf, his rules. I'll do my best to keep you hidden from here, but the longer you go unnoticed, the better chance you have to succeed.

[gets punched by Jay] Ow! What was that for?!

Just testing the rules. First rule: Cole's a crybaby!

Just because your friend thinks she can change the rules doesn’t mean I can’t play the same game! THIS IS MY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!