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S1 E15

Ninjago · Season 1, Episode 15

Cyrus Borg, Acronix and others in “Unfinished Business”

[on television] The wait is over! The future has arrived! The BorgWatch. Launching today.

AAcronix

[watching] Incredible. A wall-mounted window for display thirty-second dramas!

KKrux

[turns the TV off] Those dramas are called commercials. Cynical films playing off of consumers' insecurities to convince them to purchase that which they do not need.

AAcronix

So cool. I am jealous, brother. You got to experience the last forty years of progress. Hot beverages at the touch of a button, a beadless abacus, instant communication.

KKrux

Worthless, all of it. [sighs] I absolutely despise modern life.

AAcronix

But it's filled with wondrous things we couldn't have even conceived of forty years ago! [holds up a BorgPad] Like this amazing thing.

KKrux

A BorgPad. Vile contraption!

AAcronix

I got it at the museum gift shop. A piece of glass that performs music… [plays music on the BorgPad]

MMusic

Ninja, go! Ninja, go! Come on, come on…

AAcronix

[simultaneously] …creates a permanent visual record of any event. [takes a photo of Krux] There's even games!

KKrux

I hate those infernal devices most of all! Everyone perpetually plugged in, distracted like infants by bright lights and sound.

AAcronix

[distracted by his game] Yes! Smashed all the candy!

[Krux growls]

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