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S1 E15

Ninjago · Season 1, Episode 15

Cultist #1, Cultist #2 and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Eyezor walks past two Cultists]

C1Cultist #1

Would you look at that? If a foot soldier like Eyezor can move up the chain of command, why can't we? I mean, the guy's only got one good eye, and we each got two. We could spot a ninja twice as fast as he could.

C2Cultist #2

But he's got a mohawk. And his name, Eyezor. It's got a real ring to it. And it's practical. You know, with his creepy sore eye and all.

C1Cultist #1

That's it, that's it, we need names. We need something that'll make us, you know, stand out. I got it. Call me Kapau!

C2Cultist #2

Oh, that's good. What should I be? Oh, I know. "Hey, who's that? It's Maleficium!"

KKapau

Malefici—? That's a horrible name. I can hardly pronounce it.

C2Cultist #2

Then how about, uh... Chope?

EEyezor

[sees Kapau and Chope talking] Hey! [walks over to them]

KKapau

Chope? Yeah, I'm not gonna judge. Wait a minute, yes, I am. That is awesome!

CChope

Look out, world, Kapau and Chope moving up the ranks.

KKapau

Yeah!

EEyezor

No talking on duty, minions.

KKapau

Uh, it's actually Chope and Kap—

EEyezor

I said no talking!

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