Sharon and Angela in “The Zit”

Why do girls have to tear each other down?

I guess 'cause they're jealous. I mean, I was. Of you. For having what you have.

Do you know how many times this week I wished I had what you had?

But I don't have anything!

Exactly.

Well, this really makes sense.

I guess it just all boils down to what they used to drill into us at Girl Scouts.

What, sell more cookies?

No! No, you know -- um...'What you are is' -- no, wait: 'What your gift is --'

Oh! No: 'What you have is God's gift to you, and what you do with what you have is your gift to God.'