Rayanne, Angela and others in “Father Figures”

So, not to shock you, but your dad's attractive.

Oh, I'm sure!

Not that I'd attack him, or anything, but I wouldn't leave me alone with him, either. It's not just physical. He's...nice. You just have a really nice dad. He's really nice.

[voiceover] When someone compliments your parents, there's, like, nothing to say. It's like a stun gun to your brain.

Plus, his stubble is the perfect length.

He doesn't have stubble! He ran out of disposable razors that morning; he was all disturbed about it.

Oh! In-touch-with-his-emotions Dad!

[laughing] Shut up!

Ignore Angela! She can't help herself -- she's the product of a two-parent household!