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Murder, She Wrote · Season 1, Episode 15

A scene from “Unfinished Business”

Sheriff Mort Metzger: You know, bacon fat would help that back of yours, Doc. My grandma swore by it.

Dr. Seth Hazlitt: Bacon? Didn't you ever hear of cholesterol, Sheriff?

Sheriff Mort Metzger: I'm not talking about eating it. You rub it into the sore spot. And you call yourself a doctor.

Dr. Seth Hazlitt: If I could stand up straight, you would regret that last remark.

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