Narrator: And then she [Little Miss Plump] opened the letter. It was from Mr. Greedy.
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Mr. Greedy:(reading note, but Miss Plump is reading it) Dear Miss Plump, Next Wednesday is my birthday. Please come to tea at 4 o'clock.
Little Miss Plump: Oh, that will be lovely. I should look forward to that!
Wonderful!
Jack: (crying) And if Santa doesn't get my letter, how's he gonna know what I want for Christmas?
Mr. Happy: You know, Jack, there's more to Christmas then getting presents.
Jack: Yeah. I guess
Mr. Happy: (listening to the radio) I love a good polka.
Mr. Grumpy: You would! Are you sure that's not distracting you from your driving?
Mr. Happy: Not at all.... A jaunty polka relaxes me when I'm drivin'.
Mr. Grumpy: Well, they give me a headache. [grunts and accidentally breaks the knob off the radio console] Ohh!!! [covers his ears] Crooked cucumbers...................
Atishoo!
Mr. Clever: No, please, Mr. Sneeze, you musn't sneeze now. Not when Mr. Tickle is about to complete the tallest house of cards ever built in Misterland.
Mr. Sneeze: Ahh. It's all right, Mr. Clever. I'm not going to sneeze after all.
Mr. Sneeze: I wonder why I'm not sneezing?
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