PSPrivate Shirley
Sir!
GSGeneral Shirley
Yes?
PSPrivate Shirley
News from the Western Front, sir!
GSGeneral Shirley
Yes, what is it?
PSPrivate Shirley
The enemy attacked at dawn, sir.
GSGeneral Shirley
Yes, how was it?
PSPrivate Shirley
Well... the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir. And they had fairy wands with big stars on the end, and...
GSGeneral Shirley
They what?!
PSPrivate Shirley
They had spiders in matchboxes, sir!
GSGeneral Shirley
Good God! How did our chaps react?
PSPrivate Shirley
Well, they... they were jolly interested, sir! Some of them, I think it was the Fourth Armoured Brigade, they...
GSGeneral Shirley
Yes?
PSPrivate Shirley
Well, they went and had a look at the spiders, sir!
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