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Private Shirley : Sir! General Shirley : Yes? Private Shirley : News from the Western Front, sir! General Shirley : Yes, what is it? Private Shirley : The enemy attacked at dawn, sir. General Shirley : Yes, how was it? Private Shirley : Well... the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir. And they had fairy wands with big stars on the end, and... General Shirley : They what?! Private Shirley : They had spiders in matchboxes, sir! General Shirley : Good God! How did our chaps react? Private Shirley : Well, they... they were jolly interested, sir! Some of them, I think it was the Fourth Armoured Brigade, they... General Shirley : Yes? Private Shirley : Well, they went and had a look at the spiders, sir!

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