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Monty Python's Flying Circus · Season 4, Episode 1

Joseph Montgolfier, Jacques Montgolfier and others in “The Golden Age of Ballooning”

[Joseph Montgolfier bursts out of his bath, wearing only a towel, to confront the fake Louis XIV]

JMJoseph Montgolfier

Just a moment! That man is not Louis XIV!

JMJacques Montgolfier

Joseph, are you out of your mind?

JMJoseph Montgolfier

I've been looking it up in my bath. Louis XIV died in 1717 -- it's now 1783! Answer me that!

LXLouis XIV imposter

Did I say Louis XIV? I'm sorry, I meant Louis XV.

JMJoseph Montgolfier

He died in 1774!

LXLouis XIV imposter

[menacingly] All right, I'm Louis XVI! Listen to me, smart-ass, when you're the King of France, you've got better things to do than go around all day remembering your bloody number!

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