Second Store Assistant and Chris in “Michael Ellis”

So, sir, that is, if I may say so, 184 pounds 1 and 1/2p, sir.

Oh, will you take a check?

Ah yes sir, if you don't mind leaving a blood sample, and uh, a piece of skin off the back of the scalp, just here sir. Sorry, it's just for identification, you know, can't be too careful.

I think I'll put it on account.

I should think so, much less painful.