There's a 'Bridget - Queen of the Whip'.
Yes...
Or 'Naughty Nora'...or there's this one: 'Doug, Bob and Gordon Visit the Ark Royal'. Or there's 'Sister Teresa: The Spanking Nun'.
Mmmm, I see. You don't have anything specially about Devon and Cornwall?
No, I'm afraid not, sir.
The one I was really after was Arthur Hotchkiss' 'Devonshire Country Churches'.
Well how about this, sir: 'Bum Biters'?
No, not really. I don't suppose you have any general surveys of English church architecture?
No, it's not really our line, sir.
No, I see. Well, never mind. I'll just take the 'Lord Lieutenant in Nylons' then, and trade in these two copies of 'Piggie Parade'. Thank you.
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