ARE YOU THE BRAIN SPECIALIST?
HELLO!
ARE YOU THE BRAIN SPECIALIST?
NO! NO I AM NOT THE BRAIN SPECIALIST. NO, NO I AM NOT...YES, YES I AM!
MY BRAIN HURTS!
WELL LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT IT, MR GUMBY! [starts to open trousers]
NO NO, THE BRAIN IN MY HEAD!
AHH! [hits Mr. Gumby's head a few times] IT WILL HAVE TO COME OUT!
OUT? OF MY HEAD?
YES! ALL THE BITS OF IT. NURSE! NUUURRSE! NUUUURSE! [nurse appears] NUUUURSE! NUUUURSE! [spots her and starts] NURSE, TAKE MR GUMBY TO A BRAIN SURGEON!
Yes, doctor.
WHERE'S THE LANCET? WHERE'S THE BLOODY LANCET! [rubs his head] MY BRAIN HURTS TOO!
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