“Mr. & Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular” quotes from Monty Python's Flying Circus

Mrs. Nigger-Baiter's exploded!

Good thing, too.

She was my best friend!

Oh, don't be so sentimental, mother. Things explode everyday.

Tschaikowsky: Was he the tortured soul who poured out his immortal longings into dignified passages of stately music, or was he just an old poof who wrote tunes?

The BBC wishes to deny rumors that it is going into liquidation. Mrs. Kelly, who owns the flat where they live, has said that they can stay on till the end of the month... [is handed a piece of paper] and we've just heard that Huw Wheldon's watch has been accepted by the London Electricity Board and transmissions for this evening can be continued as planned. [coughs and pulls the blanket tighter round his shoulders] That's all from me so...goodnight.

Are you going to be in there all night?

It's just a bulletin, Mr. Kelly...and now back to the story.

Commence!

All right!