Monty Python's Flying Circus · Season 2, Episode 2
“The Spanish Inquisition” · Season 2, Episode 2
Mr. Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all--I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!
[Three men in red uniforms burst through the door]
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
I would tax Raquel Welch. I have a feeling she'd tax me.
[referring to his death sentence for contempt of court] Blimey! I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.
[The whole court expectantly looks towards the door. Cut to the Inquisition running out of a house in suburbia and leaping onto a bus]
Two, er, three to the Old Bailey please.
[Credits start]
Look, they've started the credits.
Hurry. Hurry. Hurry.
Come on, hurry. Hurry!
There's the lighting credit, only five left. Hell, it's the producer--quick!
[The Inquistion leaps off the bus and bursts through into the courtroom]
Nobody expects the Spa... [Smash cut to a frame saying "The End"] Oh bugger!
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