You’re charging my mom for tea? But you invited her over!
Do we have to kiss a frog?
Close. We have to talk to a witch.
It's better to listen to one.
NO!
What? What is it?
Hi Zick. How’re you doing, man?
He’s stalking us, as usual. What’s wrong, Thaur, no one else to steal monsters from?
No, these trees are all wrong. It says in the book that the village is almost a thousand years old.
So, the tree must be....
Like this one?
Wow! If I was looking for a tree, it would look like that one.
Give or take a decade.
It didn’t do anything to them!
Of course not, young Tamer. We’re not monsters, we’re witches.
Then that’s why I can see your ugly faces.
Can’t we all agree in saying you’re both?
Zick, did you know your aunt was a witch?
It was mentioned.
Maybe this potion will help us.
What do you want to do? Turn us into pillars of cottage cheese?! You should know better.
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