By her pheromones...
All S3
Die Evil Zombies!
Why does she make me,
Act like a zombie?!
I don't even like her,
And I never have!
Oh, what a cliché,
Besieging a building,
And all for some sex with,
A pedigree chav!
TNTim, Nobby, Vince and Marion
Die evil zombies!
But I'm not a zombie, I'm quite clearly alive...
I'm just a romantic with a monster sex drive!
Who just wants your love but wants to survive...!
Now they've killed Derek,
He was my best friend,
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