Mongrels quotes

Tear up your application form,

Let the border crossing swarm,

And here’s how to dodge the legislation…

Apply online for a student Visa,

Or get smuggled in, whichever’s easier,

Then you find a small bedsit,

And… benefits, benefits, benefits.

If you’re fearing prosecution,

Just claim homeland persecution,

Everybody’s doing it,

Take the law and screwing it,

Come and join the immigration…

Nation…

Now it’s time for you to bring,

Your bedridden family in,