[Has just discovered Arthur with donkey ears] What's happened to you?
[Arthur brays incoherently, gesturing to his ears]
Did Gaius do this to you?
[Arthur brays affirmatively]
He's a goblin!
[Arthur brays 'duh!']
“Goblin's Gold” · Season 3, Episode 3
In this episode: Gwen (2), Merlin (1), Gaius (1), Morgana Pendragon (1)
Arthur's a donkey.
He has the ears of a donkey. And the voice. H-he's braying.
[nods] He's braying, yeah. [Clears his throat then laughs]
[laughs a bit] It's not funny, Merlin.
No. No no, Arthur is a donkey, what's funny about that? [laughs more]
He looked so pitiful! I've never seen Arthur look like that.
I can see deep into your heart. It is cold, cold as stone. You play at being Uther’s loving ward. You play it so well you’ve fooled him but you don’t fool me. You would see Uther dead and Camelot destroyed.
Why would you say such a thing?
Because it’s the truth. There is evil in your heart.
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