You need to spend less time worrying about unicorns and more time worrying about rats.
“The Labyrinth of Gedref” · Season 1, Episode 11
In this episode: Merlin (5), Arthur Pendragon (5), Gaius (1), Morgana Pendragon (1)
[takes a mouthful of Merlin's stew] What kind of meat is this? It has a very strange texture...
It's pork.
This isn't pork. It's far too stringy, what is it, it's... ummm... [realizes] It's rat, isn't it?
[nods] Try not to think about it.
[pauses looking revolted, then has an idea] Look at me, I'm being rude! Here I am stuffing my face with this delicious rat, when you're hungry too! Come on... [stands and gestures to Merlin] take a seat...
I hate to ask but I was... wondering if you had anything to eat..
(Merlin and Arthur, who have been eating rat stew, look at each other and smile)
I had no idea you were so keen to die for me.
Trust me, I can hardly believe it myself.
Where did you get the water to make the tea? *takes a sip*
Fortunately for the both of us you forgot to empty your bath yesterday.
*spits it back out* You're making tea from my bath water?
It's not so bad. Perhaps a little bit...soapy.
You think this is funny.
...Moderately.
I know you don't have to listen to me -
Glad we agree on something
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