DDoctor
So, Mr. Draper, you haven't had a physical in quite some time.
Yeah. I eat a lot of apples.
“For Those Who Think Young” · Season 2, Episode 1
In this episode: Don Draper (4), Peggy Olson (1), Betty Draper (1)
SBSarah Beth
[about Arthur] We talk about you, and how Gertie has a crush on you.
She's a sadist. I'll see you Saturday?
[Betty gets into the car in her dirty riding boots.]
SBSarah Beth
Don't you hate getting manure in that?
Little children. What's the difference?
[on being told to hire young people] So what am I supposed to do, dangle a Pepsi out the window and see if I can hook a stroller?
I'm gonna ask you a question that was always asked of me when I was on job interviews.
SSmitty
That is divine, man.
Have you ever been fired?
Sex sells.
Says who? Just so you know, the people who talk that way think that monkeys can do this. They take all this monkey crap and stick it in a briefcase, completely unaware that their success depends on something more than shoeshine. You are the product. You feeling something. That's what sells. Not them. Not sex. They can't do what we do and they hate us for it.
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