MacGyver Season 5 quotes

Murdoc

I may be reformed, but I'm not crazy.

Murdoc

Don't worry, MacGyver. You'll see me again. Just keep looking over your shoulder.

Hi, Pete.

Pete

MacGyver, you look terrific. You should wear a tux more often.

Strictly camouflage. Long as I have to be here, I might as well blend in.

Quite a painting, huh?

Laura

Peter Paul Rubens. The hills north of Antwerp. About 1625.

1625? I wouldn't give you $15 for it. Sorry.

Laura

I know where you can get a great deal on a matador painting. On black velvet.

Now you're talking art.

Laura

You know, Rubens painted a lot of Antwerp landscapes, Mr. Bolinski. Are you sure this one is yours?

Listen, doctor, this painting used to hang over our fireplace. As a boy, I would stare into it and wonder what was behind that hill, what was beyond those trees. I grew up in this painting, Dr. Sand. It is part of me.

Laura

Those are historic documents.

And now they're historic ashes.

[pointing a gun at Mme. Brandeberg] You deserve to die. The world would be a better place without you and your kind.

The feeling is mutual. Perhaps we are not so different, you and I.

[starts to pull the trigger, then stops] No. We are very different. Outside, now!

[angrily] Thanks for the ride!

Pete

Well, now, wait a minute. Hold it. We're not through talking yet.

I am.

Pete

I told the board you would do it. I gave them my word. I made a commitment.

You committed me! Without asking me, without giving me a chance to say yes or no. Now, come on, Pete, look at me! I'm a hurtin' guy, I'm beat up. I need a month's worth of sleep... [pause] and I need a haircut!

Pete

Well what am I going to tell the board?

Tell them you made a big mistake.

Pete

Mistake, what mistake?

You forgot to ask me!

You think the marshal in Serenity will stand up to Murdoc?

Pete

Wyatt? He's about as tough as a bucket of warm spit. Nobody in town's going to help us. They're all scared of Murdoc.

That's reasonable. So am I.

Pete

(at Colton's grave) I'm responsible; can we talk?

Your timing's a bit irregular. (walks away)

See, I came out here cause I wanted my life to be different. I believe that's the way you make the world better, one person at a time.

Pete

I hear you're good.

Murdoc

To be precise, I'm the best.

But a man needs a gun.

You know, I can't figure why. I wasn't born with one. Surely don't plan on dying with one.

My friend, you will die much quicker without one. You will be the only man in Montana without a gun. How will you defend yourself?

I'll just have to think of something.