MacGyver, this is me, this is Jack, this is your buddy. Give it to me straight. You know how important my cab is to me; it's my future. You scratched it, didn't you?
Well, no - not exactly.
Okay, a dent; you put a dent in it.
Listen, Jack -
[interrupted]
I can live with a dent. Tell me it's a dent.
It's a little more than a dent. Mr. Thornton and I were riding in your cab chasing this woman, who was actually a man who had a guy with a bazooka waiting and he blew up your cab.
Hold it. Run that back. Run that by me again.
Um, Mr. Thorton and I were riding in your cab and we're chasing this woman...
No, no, no - just the last part.
Two guys with bazookas blew up your cab.
They blew up my cab with a bazooka?
Two bazookas. But I can explain.
Bazookas... you can explain bazookas? YOU CANNOT EXPLAIN BAZOOKAS!
[yelling, lunging out of his hospital bed for MacGyver]
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