[voice-over narration] There are some places in this world that are a lot easier to get into then out of. Like East Berlin, for instance. I mean, look at me... I'm dying to leave.
And I thought all secret agents were cold and heartless.
No, Pete and I go way back to some pretty… funny places.
Is that what the camel is about?
[as MacGyver, Karen and Pete are trapped inside the mansion]
Always had to say how great you were, didn't you, Quayle? Afraid maybe people wouldn't notice.
QQuayle
You'll be the last one to die, MacGyver.
That's what I figure too: Of old age, hopefully.
When I left him he was taking the motor out of a blender.
QQuayle
Ah, yes, that's the handyman side of MacGyver; he likes to make clever little things out of odd bits.
When I was a kid, I use to build model airplanes with rubber band motors. Then I discovered batteries—it sure did increase the mileage.
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