DSU Martin Schenk quotes from Luther

DSU Martin Schenk

[speaking across the table from Ronald Bryson] I know men like you the way you know men like me, and I know you wouldn't have done this if you believed there was the least chance of it coming back on you. Well, guess what. It's come back on you like the Hand of God, and the next words from your mouth will determine the weight and velocity of the staggering tonnage of shit that's about to plummet onto your head.

DCI John Luther

So, what's up with the website?

DS Justin Ripley

Goes live in two hours.

DCI John Luther

Well, can't we just pull it down or trace it to the source or whatever you do with websites?

DSU Martin Schenk

Apparently now it's been posted from Uzbekistan, or Kasakhstan... one of the 'Stans.

DCI John Luther

Well, there's this thing. Cotard's syndrome, okay? It's a delusional mental illness and the patient thinks that he's dead and decomposing.

DSU Martin Schenk

And the cannibalism? That's a symptom?

DCI John Luther

No, not usually. I mean, I'm making a... a leap. Well, it's a small leap... it's more of a hop, really.

DSU Martin Schenk

[into phone, from police headquarters] Benny, I need you here.

Benny Silver

[playing video game with Errol at home] I'm sorry Boss, I think I've caught that norovirus. I've basically been up all night turning myself inside out.

DSU Martin Schenk

I don't care if you've shit out your own liver on Oxford Street - I need you here now.