PPaige
(to Cate) Fine, if you're buying then I'm consuming.
S2 E8Plumber Cracked
PPaige
Whoa! What about balls? I thought we were going to dinner?
Dinner's off. I need to have a break from all the yapping and honesty exercises.
(to Emma) I'm not jealous okay, and apparently I'm not even your boyfriend.
I can't Emma and I decided to get tapas.
JJamie
I'm going to pretend for the sake of your manhood you said topless.
CCounselor
A healthy relationship can't be built on lies.
S2 E9Homecoming Crashed
(to Baze) I'm jealous of how everything is so easy for you.
I'm sure my mom will confirm it. The only screw up here is me.
(to Baze) What happened to your kid being the responsible one and Sam being safe with her?
(to Lux) Whoa you don't have a license?
(to Sam) Screw you and your stupid joint.
Just think of it like a good deed. Like when you donate hair or hang out with old people. Makes you feel good inside.
Don't you get it by now Lux? For you I'd do anything.
Cate, you're over simplifying what I said. I hate when you do that. At least I tried to give an honest answer. Any chance you figured out why you married me?
KKelly
Stop talking about my sex life.
Stop talking about my marriage.
S2 E10Thanks Ungiven
Baze is making a turkey the size of a toddler.
That makes me hungry.
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