He did it again! Your son seriously puts the 'ew' in Stewey.
“Pilot” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: Lux (5), Cate Cassidy (3), Baze Bazile (2), Ryan Thomas (2)
Lux...
Cate, what are you doing here? ... [shakes her head] Don't you people learn?
Ryan, let's not talk about high school, okay? Everybody knows that I hated high school, so...
What are you talking about, who hates high school, Cate? What, did you have a pizza face or something?
No!
Like an unrequited love affair with the driver's ed teacher?
Ryan, will you...Ryan, stop!
Or were you one of those girls who got knocked up on prom night? (pauses when he sees Cate's reaction) Did you get knocked up on prom night?
More like winter formal...
(to Cate and Baze, as they argue about high school) Seriously, I'm going back to foster care. You can't be parents, you both need parents!
You threw a remote at my head last night.
Threw is strong. I tossed it
I'm you're daughter.
You're my what?
You'd think with your last name being Foster, you'd actually be equipped to be a foster parent.
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