Robbie Rotten quotes from LazyTown

Three minutes. There won't be any concert. Uh. Ah. Come on, ducky. Let's fix our hair.

Now kids, stand up, turn your book around, sit down AND.... Fall asleep.

Sportacus' memory is as lost as a sock in a dryer.

This will be as easy as stealing candy from a baby, and I should know.

Sometimes I'm so mean, that I scare myself.

(Deciding what to wear) Too girly. Too curly. Too pearly. Too fancy. [sheepishly] That didn't rhyme.

We are number one!

It's disguise time!

So what can I do for you, you incredibly handsome person?

Thank you. I would like an ice cream about this high!!!

Okay, coming right up.

What do I owe you?

Nothing, its for free.

FREEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?

Hey! Robbie Rotten!!!