Siobhan and Alex in “Unfinished Business”

We just looked on the Internet for a sex offender. I mean, they got a whole website with pictures and MOs. And I picked Ramsay, because he wasn't as gross as the others. And he didn't look dangerous, and he liked 'em young.

How did you go about seducing him?

Our cousin Kyle was the advance man. He followed him around a few days and got his schedule down, and then I just showed up at his bar. I gave him the duplicate room key that Kyle had made, and I told him when to be in my room.

Well, the plan hinged on Ramsay showing up. How could you be certain he would?

Well, he's an ex-con with a loser job who likes young girls. I mean, it's a no-brainer.

Still, something could've gone wrong.

I would've plan-B'd it.

What is plan B?

Honey, no man passes up free sex.