Nichols and Phillip in “Unfinished Business”

You actually think Sue's your girlfriend.

She is my girlfriend.

No. She isn't. You're the rent. Uh, little reality check: women actually like sleeping with guys about, oh, thirty years younger. But, deep down, way inside... you know that.

No. That rule don't apply when you're famous.

Famous. Oh. Right. You played the third longest set at Woodstock. Because you wouldn't get off the damn stage. Speckled Stallion always left its audience wanting less!

I have a Grammy.

Milli Vanilli has a Grammy. You're a has-been! Nobody remembers! Nobody cares. Viva Viagra!