You know, I have a theory about why certain men are attracted to petite women. You wanna hear it?
Not particularly.
Petite women are a snug fit for small men.
That's so ridiculous.
No. I think I'm onto something here. Small men can feel like they have a titan missile in their pocket. You're a small guy. What size shoe do you wear?
[Goren thumps his foot onto the table.]
I wear a 13. you look like a 9 or ... you know, like an 8?
I'm an ... oh, God, I don't even want to talk to you about this. Don't drag me into this.
[Talbott fends Goren off. Goren laughs with delight.]
You got small hands, too! That's the giveaway, isn't it? It's always the little things. [laughs] Oops!
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