I like your hat. There much call for cowboys these days?
You would be surprised.
Justified · Season 1
I like your hat. There much call for cowboys these days?
You would be surprised.
Well now, Raylan, you're talking to a man who's sleeping with his dead brother's widow and murderess, so if you're looking for someone to cast stones at you on this matter, I think you've picked the wrong sinner.
It bears a striking resemblance to the creature from "Alien".
It's 6 weeks old, Raylan.
All right. Don't come running to me when it busts out your ribcage.
When did ya get married?
Two months before I got divorced.
You know, back in the old days, we used to use the phone book. You know, whack! But people don't even have phone books anymore. We still used to tell people, "you have the right to remain silent as long as you can stand the pain".
Bernard, did you ever hear me argue with your dad about the best way to train a dog? There was a time I thought that, uh, pain was the only thing a dog remembers. But it was your daddy who taught me a dog also remembers when you elect not to hurt him. And if you can get your dog to not just remember, but to learn from the not hurting, then he's yours for life. But some dogs, though, they take you not giving them the hurt that they deserve as weakness. And after that first pass, well, they can't ever be taught. You got no choice but to put that dog down. You ever see what happens when you put too much lye in the scalding water? Well, it burns off the hair and the hog's skin besides. Now, I'm gonna give you a choice, Bernard. I can pour some of this here on the back of your hand, see, turn the heat on the pressure hose up near boiling, and then we'll take this hand, and we stick it in under the stream till I decide we square. Then we take your hand out, pour on some vinegar, and hope that lye hasn't eaten down to the bone. Or you promise me that you will never fail me again in any capacity, and we can all go on back about our evening. Now, before you choose, I'm gonna tell you what. That first way hurt like nothing that you ain't ever felt, but it'll square us. Second way doesn't hurt, but it'll mean next time you screw up, I'll have to take that as a sign that you don't respect me anymore. Now, can I assume from your face that you're choosing door number two?
These boots aren't made for running.
And yet chasing fugitives is a marshal's primary function.
Pull it again.
That's not how Russian Roulette works.
You're not playing Russian Roulette dumb shit, you're playing Harlan Roulette!
[after JT survives Fogle's game of 'Harlan Roulette'] Maybe it's just your lucky day, son. [Fogle keeps pulling the trigger until he shoots JT] Or maybe not.
[about Raylan] You like old friends or something?
Well, I-I set him up for Dickie Bennett, strung him up in a tree. I don't know, is that a friend?
We're old friends, aren't we?
Friends? You strung me up, and left me for dead.
I thought that was water under the bridge.
Just wondering if and when we're ever gonna actually make a move on something worth moving on.
And I told you that time is coming. [as Raylan arrives] But we're gonna have to put a pin in this for now 'cause I'm sensing a disturbance in the force.
Well, you know what they say: getting old ain't for pussies.
[to Errol] I'm ready to get dirty. Are you?
Devil, knowing me the way that you do, whatever led you in your imagination to believe that you could pull this off? [Johnny aims his gun at Devil]
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