[Kilgrave is playing poker with some other men. One of them goes to light his cigar]
If you light that thing, I'll make you put it out in your eye.
I'd like to see you try.
Arseholes try. I just do. Put that out. [Harvey puts his cigar and match in his drink]
[The dealer passes out cards]
Okay, gentlemen, who's feeling lucky?
[takes his cards] All righty! What do we have this time? [Kilgrave looks at his cards]
You might want to work on that poker face.
What the hell? I'm all in. [places all of his cash in the middle of the table]
Frickin' weirdo. I'm out. [places his cards in the center]
What? Where are your balls?! Don't we all have balls here? [to the other women in the room] Ladies, tell us we all have balls.
[in unison] You all have balls!
See? You have balls, Harvey! So go all-in! [Kilgrave gives a death stare to Harvey. Harvey relents and pushes his money into the center] Man knows how to live. Tell you what, let's take a walk on the wild side. Let's have everybody go all-in. That all right? [All of the other players push their stacks of cash in] Yeeeeah! [drumrolls on the table] Now it's getting interesting! [to the dealer] Best estimate, where's the pot right now?
Just over a million dollars.
Yeah, that should do it. Let's make it really crazy: everybody, fold.
[All of the players except for Kilgrave promptly slide their cards into the center]
Oh! I guess that makes me the winner! [shows his cards: a seven of clubs and a two of hearts] And me with a deuce and a seven! [to an attendant] Will you pack this money for me? You'll be dining out on this story for years: the night you lost a million dollars to the worst hand you had ever seen. [laughs and gets up]
You're leaving? [Kilgrave tosses one of the stacks of money to the dealer]
For the luck. Thank you!
[Kilgrave leaves the table with his money. As he's walking out, Harvey steps in his way]
I don't know what just happened there. But you're gonna sit down and give us a shot to win our money back.
I've got a better idea: let's see how long it takes you to put your head through that post. Go on. [Kilgrave leaves while Harvey starts banging his head against the wall]
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