Dennis, Dee and others in “Underage Drinking: A National Concern”

We could get into a lot of trouble for this.

And we also have a social responsibility to keep teenagers from drinking.

I guess.

Well, I don't know about that, though. Hold on, I mean, wait a second, hear me out, hear me out: it wasn't that long ago that we were in the same position as these youngsters, right? I mean, we'd get kicked out of some bar and what did we do, Den? We would get a bunch of forties from a homeless guy and we would go sit in some park.

That is true.

That is absolutely true. And what would happen? We would almost get raped and/or murdered and/or stabbed by the crackheads in Fairmount Park.

Hello, Stephen.

You want to know what else what would happen? We drove Nicky Potnick's car into a tree on Kelly Drive.

With Sweet Dee in the back seat, puking all over the headrest because some guy talked to her that she liked, remember that? Every time some guy talks to you that you like, you get so nervous that you drink yourself into oblivion.

No, no, I had bad potato salad.

You abused alcohol, and that's OK, that's OK, but it's very dangerous, right? Right? Well, maybe we should look at this whole thing from a different angle. Maybe we have a social responsibility to provide a safe haven for these kids to be kids. You know, experiment!

No, I don't like where this is headed.