TV show quotes
One out of ten. You're worse than I am, kiddo. At this rate, we might as well let that damn clown take us one by one.
Beep beep, Richie. Who's left? Ben? Bev?
Yeah, and one of them better be good, Bill, because right now, you're in the lead with a pathetic three out of 10.
Richie, will you PLEASE shut up?!
You know, you don't stutter all the time?
Thanks.
Any time.
Who are you guys anyway?
We're sort of a club.
Yeah, the Losers Club.
Yeah.
You w-want in?
Yeah. Yeah, I do.
Nobody's ever gonna say a single word a sister of mine is on well fair. So, you're welcome as long as you need to stay. But I have to say you're spoiling the boy, Arlene, who needs a firm hand: Discipline.
[Ben is sitting outside at his aunt Jean and cousin Jim's house with his mother Arlene after he had a fight with his cousin and got scolded for that]
We'll have a home of our own one day, Benny, I promise.
I know, Mama.
Benny, as long as we're guests in this house, I need you to help me.
They wouldn't treat us like this if Daddy were still alive.
Come on inside now and apologize.
Apologize? But he was...
Benny, you must.
No, I hate it here! I hate it here! [climbs onto his bicycle and rides off in despair]
Benny, come on, Benny! Benny!
[Ben bikes out to the riverbank after an argument with his mother]
Ben! Benny! Up here, Ben!
[turns around and gets up] Daddy?
Benny! [Ben motions towards waterworks building] Ben! Ben! Hi, Ben!
Daddy?
That's my home now, son! [Ben cannot believe it when suddenly he sees his father holding balloons]
You want a balloon, Ben? They float!
They all float.
Come here, son! You'll like it down there!
You'll never have to grow up! [laughs, changes back to normal, points at Ben, and disappears as a skeleton comes out of the water] They float. They all float. And when you're down here with me, Fatboy, you'll float too. [laughs]
[Ben has just finished telling a story]
That's great, Ben. You should write that one down.
Bill's our writer.
I just write horror stories.
So, you, Haystack, what are you building? A dam or something?
Yeah.
Have you ever built one before?
No.
How do you know it will work?
Well, of course it would. Why wouldn't it?
Yeah, but how do you know?
I just know.
Yeah, he just knows.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, okay.
Don't talk. You're gonna be fine, Spaghetti-Man.
Richie, please. For the last time, don't call me that. You know how I... [dies]
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