[A drunken Doug Cheston awakens in a laboratory]
What the...? Hey, where am I?
Oh, hello. [chuckles] I know, you're confused, but I'm sure you're used to that. Just stay quiet and still, and soon you'll be feeling better than ever.
Doug Cheston What? What's going on?
You're going through a metamorphosis, a miracle that will take you from useless boil on the behind of this crooked world, to a brave explorer charting a shining future for all humanity--
[interrupts] NERD! [guffaws] Who talks like that?! You do! You're a nerd, nerd! [soon finds out he is trapped in a table] Hey! Let me up, asshole! If this is some joke, or some weird sex shit, my dad's gonna sue you into the Stone Age! [lights reveal unfinished cyborg prototypes; horrified] Oh, Jesus! Oh! Oh, shit! [he then notices one of his hands is replaced with a cybernetic limb, and screams in panic] WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
No histrionics, please.
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!
Or I'll be forced to...
OH, MY GOD!!! [Sinclair slices Doug's throat with a knife]
I think we can all agree you're better without vocal cords... and don't worry about those prototypes. You're going to be different. You're going to be beautiful. You're going to be...
[title card is presented]
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