I'm on an assignment. I have to find out who's stealing those mansions.
Penny: I think the Chief meant that someone's stealing things from the mansions, Uncle Gadget.
Gadget: No, no, Penny, the Chief said mansions were being burglarized.
Well, Mr. Spectrum.
Dr. Spectrum: Doctor Spectrum.
Dr. Claw: DON'T TALK BACK! You're lucky. I like your new phone device, Spectrum. Keep up the good work.
Dr. Spectrum: As you wish, Dr. Claw.
CQChief Quimby
Congratulations, Gadget, I don't know how you did it.
Gadget: Thanks, Chief. Uh, what did I do?
Say, when will your shop be open again so I can come by and get a new trench coat?
LaPoof: (getting arrested) Uh, in about 20 years.
Penny, finish the breakfast and off to school. I don't want you to be late.
Penny: But it's Saturday.
I think that nice little magician is a M.A.D. agent. Maybe we shouldn't go, Uncle Gadget?
Gadget: Nonsense, Penny. It will be a great fun.
Do you really think Dr. Claw is behind this?
Gadget: Of course not, Penny.
I must head to Everest Island for the secret mission.
Penny: Can we come along?
Gadget: It may be dangerous.
Penny: Brain and I just play on the beach.
Gadget: And I complete my mission. Well, okay. We all go.
Penny: Hooray!
Gosh. Scotland is beautiful, Uncle Gadget.
Gadget: It certainly is, Penny. This is where they make Scotch tape, ya know.
Brain!
Brain: Renny!
TThelma
Doctor Claw! What an unexpected pleasure. We have a problem here. Our time machine is torn up and Gadget's still alive.
(MADCat screeching angrily)
Doctor Claw: What?!
Thelma: But it wasn't our fault. Some wooly mamuffs-
Doctor Claw: (angrily) Enough! Eliminate Gadget and bring me those dinosaurs or-
Thelma: (afraid of Doctor Claw) Or?
Doctor Claw: (angrily) Don't show your face in the 20th century!
(A boy covers Penny's mouth)
Boy: (quietly) Shh. You must be quiet.
(Two of Mr. Chow's agents walk onto the deck above them)
Agent 1: Do you see anyone? I heard a noise.
Agent 2: There's no one out here. It must've been a cat.
Agent 1: Ooh, let's hope so. We must be sure no one has followed Dr. Claw to Mr. Chow's floating nest.
(They wait till the agents leave. The boy removes his hat)
Boy: A thousand pardons. I was afraid the agents of Mr. Chow would see you.
(Penny blushes at the boy who saved her)
Penny: But who are you?
Boy: I am the grandson of your uncle's Hong Kong contact. Mr. Chow is a very dangerous man. I wanted to make sure you were safe.
Penny: Gee, thanks. But now I'm afraid Uncle Gadget may need our help.
Boy: In that case, we'd better hurry.
Penny: You're right. If Dr. Claw and Mr. Chow complete their partnership in evil, it could be disaster!
Inspector Gadget
Stop/halt in the name of the law! You're under arrest!
Go, go, Gadget (item)!
Wowsers!
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