“Intruders” quotes from In the Heat of the Night

I feel so ashamed.

That's alright honey. You can get up and put some clothes on anytime. I'm sure these boys will close their eyes.

Why don't you shut up, stop showing off, tell me where you got this? [Holds out a necklace] Yea, we found it in that pigpen you call "a room" hidden.

Yea, that's right, hidden from the maid. She will steal anything she'll get her hands on.

Question is where did you steal it, Useless?

Room Service!

What in the hell?

Well, well, well, I do believe that is young Andrew White there in the bed.

I suppose this is how you boys get your kicks, huh?

Oh no little turd it ain't. Actually, it embarrasses the hell out of me.

Hey! Tell that darkie cop of yours to stay out of here.

Well Tommy, I got a better idea. How about on his next day off, you fellas have a little meeting, just the two of you out in that alley back there. And then you can "tell that darkie cop" yourself. I think he'd like that. [Smiles and laughs as he exits the bar]

Come Here!

Hey Parker!

Settle down!

[to Parker] He ain't worth it.

Keep that fat pig off me.

[Grabs Andy's throat] You shut your mouth or maybe I'll let him have a little more of you. Get him outta here Lonnie!

Oh come on Chief, let me haul him in right now butt naked. Come on, please!

Whatever turns you on Bubba.