It's so not the same.
Who's saying it is? I'm just saying we were up all night with Oscar; the stomach thing.
I swear to God, there should be a special place in prison, a wing at Gitmo, for people who compare owning an animal to having a baby.
Would you call it your pet peeve?
Oh, fun! Word play. Look, dogs are lazy, Marshall, they're laconic. Babies are terrorists, they're relentless, they never let you rest; they're like little, fat alarm clocks.
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