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In Plain Sight · Season 1, Episode 15

Marshall and Mary in “Unfinished Business”

"Luke" now. Interesting.

What's interesting? It's his name.

You two went to lunch?

I had to eat. He was there. Whatever.

You make it sound so romantic.

Romantic? Marshall. Look at me. Babar's sexier than I am.

Pregnant women are only less attractive to men who have never... consummated with one.

Oh. What?

No. I mean, it wasn't my baby.

Blech, Marshall. Gross. Look, if you're into that stuff, find a website.

No, it's complicated. I was in college.

Okay, you need to stop talking now. What is all this? What, you got a mope angling for new digs? Uh, it's, uh...

It's not for a witness. It's for me. For me and Abigail, actually.

You and Abigail. Interesting. So who's renting the u-haul?

Still sorting that out. We've both gotten pretty set in our ways.

Yeah, well... How set in her ways could a 12-year-old get, right?

Point is, my place doesn't feel right to her, her place doesn't feel right to me.

Hmm. That's odd. I mean, Abigail's so neat and girly, and you're so neat and girly. Well, you know what I think.

It's not a sign that we shouldn't move in together. It's a--a glitch.

A glitch.

A bump.

A bump. Huh. Here you go. How about this place? The prairie-style one. It's perfect.

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