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In Plain Sight · Season 1, Episode 15

Marshall and Mary in “Unfinished Business”

Coffee sour? You're making that face.

It's this clown, Ronnie Dowenberg.

Ah, the affinity scammer.

Sells good Samaritans on phony bonds to build imaginary churches. I don't even like church and I hate this guy. Con-men are the worst.

They're great on the stand, blend in anywhere, they play ball.

That's what they want you to think!

Maintaining such a dim view of humanity, isn't it exhausting?

That's why they make energy drinks. [smirks] Look, Marshall, we hide murderers, smugglers, every crayon in the wise-guy wannabe box, but con-men: they don't just take your money, they rob you of your dignity. They leave you poor, wide-eyed and stupid on the side of the road, and if you think there's a chance in hell this son of a bitch can up and whistle a different tune, I've got a seaside condo in Beirut I'd like to tell you about.

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