Mary, Marshall and others in “Unfinished Business”

Mary

Guy spends his whole life devoted to one woman who, P.S., married someone else. You know what we call that?

Marshall

Classically romantic?

Mary

Totally pathetic.

I'm with Marshall. Sounds like the best romantic comedy ever.

Marshall

Don't get her started on rom-coms!

Mary

Don't get me started on rom-coms! Talk about a waste of time. Hey, Harry! Hey, Sally! Opposites attract! We hate each other, but not really. Yeah, I get it. Just save me the two hours of 'I'll have what she's having' and fess up now so I can get one with my life and back to the grownups table.

It sounds like someone could use a trip from Mr. Cupid.

Marshall

Don't get her started on Cupid.

Mary

I hate that fat little Valentine's baby.