Mary, Jimmy and others in “Unfinished Business”

Mary

All right, fess up. Is something going on between you two? You having a fling or something?

I'm not having a fling.

Mary

Then, what? Don't tell me you've been in love with her since high school or something.

No. Since I was nine, actually.

Marshall

Let me get this straight. Your whole life you've loved one woman?

It's not like I didn't date. I had girlfriends. I even almost got engaged once. But ever since that first kiss in Winnie's bedroom window, no one's ever measured up.

Mary

Of course no one's measured up. You never got together. It's all just fantasy. Moonlit nights and ice cream cones. What actual girlfriend stands a chance?

It's not fantasy. It wasn't. I know this girl. We grew up together. We did homework together, we went to movies opening day, we shared a limo to the prom. I was even in her wedding.

Mary

Hey, what'd you mean before, you were in her wedding?

I was the man of honor.

Mary

Man of honor? That's not an oxymoron?

Marshall

Technically, no.

Mary

Hmm. Okay. It's a something-moron, though, I'm pretty sure.