[Father Gabe has opted out of WITSEC]
I should be going. I've got to work this weekend. My new parish needs me.
Of course they need you. A church in Vegas? God knows what those derelicts have been up to.
He does, indeed.
I don't like you opting out of WITSEC. A courtroom full of guilty doesn't make you safe. Even Flora knows that.
I'm glad she's coming into the program, but my mind's made up. I've got a new parish, a new city, one last name change. Only the calling's the same. To quote one of the all time great philosophers...
Please don't.
(imitating Popeye) "I am what I am."
(laughs) Amen to that. Hey, I got you a little something. Just something.
Whoa! Should I open it?
Uh, in the car. It's a sign. Not your kind. My kind. A sign. You can hang it on your wall.
Ah!
So...
Bless you, Mary.
Take a hike, Father. Oh! Hey, I owe you a punch line.
That you do. Let's hear it.
A priest, a stripper, and a cop walk into a bar. Bartender looks at them and says... "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
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