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In Plain Sight · Season 1, Episode 15

Mary and Marshall in “Unfinished Business”

No silence. I can't take silence right now.

Okay. Why aren't you wearing your engagement ring?

Raph and I broke up. [long pause] I said no silence.

Right. So.

Oh, my God, Marshall. You're killing me.

I really don't know what to say.

Now? Now you don't know what to say? Seven years I get a combo geyser of Wikipedia, Jeopardy, Star Trek, Dead Poet's Society, Carnac the Magnificent and now, the one time I need a steady stream of useless numbing babble I get car sounds!

When did you two break up?

No, no, no! No questions! Anyone can do questions. I want pointless quotes! Useless trivia! The downpour of idiocy you practically patented! Come on! It's a twenty minute car trip. I don't want to think about my life, okay? Amaze me, annoy me, distract me. Is that so much to ask?

This is so weird. I got nothing.

Oh, my God. You're verbally impotent.

I swear, this has never happened before.

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