I'm not giving you the name of the first girl I had sex with.
Why? Is it because you're a virgin?
No, because you'd track her down, call her up, and make her tell you all about it.
So? I told you mine!
Neil Armstrong was not your first.
Technically, no, but who can ever remember that other guy's name?
Do you care that Stan is two hours late for work and unreachable?
Of course I care! This is how I cope. Come on. You know I won't stop until I get what I want.
Oh, God. Fine. Katinka Magnúsdóttir. Tenth grade foreign exchange student from Iceland.
Katinka?! Excellent!
Tell her I said hi.
How do you spell Magnúsdóttir?
The usual way.
Jesus, Mary and Joseph. There's like a thousand K. Magnúsdóttir's. I swear to God, if that's not her real name...
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More In Plain Sight quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's In Plain Sight pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.