Why don't you go on home?
Nope.
I don't get it. So what if your mom showed up unannounced. She just wanted to surprise you.
There are two kinds of surprises, Marshall: birthday and Pearl Harbor. Guess which category the "mom surprise" falls under? It doesn't matter. I hate them both.
Well you can't stay here forever.
No, but I think I can do a week. I bet if I don't show up for a week she'll run out of food and booze and leave.
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