I brought you coffee and a bagel.
You suck.
Excuse me? Aw, are you still on the juice fast? Aren't you crabby enough without adding Spirulina to the mix?
Bite me. I'm trying to do something healthy for a change.
Why?
Why? How about because being healthy is better than not being healthy.
It doesn't suit you. It seems oddly out of character. Kind of unsettling.
Did you ever stop to think that what's in character for me isn't working for me? I'm 35-ish, I don't have a boyfriend, I live by myself, I go to work, come home, go to work. Is it so beyond the realm of reason that I want just a little bit more from my life, or is that just too much for you to wrap your little pea-brain around?
I've gotta believe this is the Spirulina talking.
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