You know what you should do before you go? You should come up here one night and cook us a rack of ribs. I realize oven cooked isn't nearly as good as the smoker, but I bet you'd make 'em delicious anyhow.
Ribs... really. You want me to cook ribs for you?
Well, sure! Just like old times. What's wrong with that?
I'm just the help, ain't I?
That's not true.
I tell you I got something good goin', and your first thought ain't "Freddy, congratulations", it's "make me ribs". What's my big send-off? I get to cook you ribs!
No, look, you are being way oversensitive about this. You're misinterpreting what I meant.
You're right. It's all my fault. I don't know how Claire does it.
What did you just say?
Is this how you treat her? Is she part of the collection too?
I don't where all this is coming from, but it's extremely ungrateful, given all that I have done for you.
What did you do for me, Frank?
This is the White House! You will call me Mr. President!
You're a motherfucker!
Get out!
My bad, my bad. You're a motherfucker, Mr. President!
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