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S1 E15Unfinished Business

BEBishop Eddis

What's on your mind, Mr. President?

At the burial the other day, you talked about Abraham and Isaac, God giving up his only son.

BEBishop Eddis

Between you and me, that's the same sermon I always use at Arlington. You put enough soldiers in the ground, you get tired of writing new ones.

It was the first time I had heard it.

BEBishop Eddis

Won't be the last.

I want to understand what justice is.

BEBishop Eddis

That's a big one.

I know.

BEBishop Eddis

There's our justice, the kind men create. We base it on things like the Ten Commandments. But those can be read a million different ways.

"Thou shalt not kill" seems pretty clear.

BEBishop Eddis

Who's to say? If we didn't kill, others would kill instead of us. There's a lot of killing in the Bible. King David was a warrior.

How do you reconcile that with the laws that God gave Moses?

BEBishop Eddis

Even those laws require interpretation.

BEBishop Eddis

There are two laws we have to remember above all else. He tells us to love God and to love each other.

You can't love the people you kill.

BEBishop Eddis

You sure as hell can. And you have to love the people who are trying to kill you.

BEBishop Eddis

Jesus loved the Romans. "Father, forgive them," he said, "for they know not what they do."

"Yeah, well, why didn't he fight? Why did he allow himself to be sacrificed?

BEBishop Eddis

I ask myself that question a lot.

HMHector Mendoza

We're drafting a law that says that this use of funds is illegal.

And who's going to enforce that law?

BBBob Birch

We were ready to impeach one president; we'll do the same with you, if necessary.

And put Donald Blythe in this office? You know he's not up for the job. Congress would get killed for malpractice. As crooked as you may think I am, you know I can handle the pressure, and you know that Donald can't. So pass your law, I'll veto it, and when you overrule me in the Senate, we'll let the third branch decide.

BBBob Birch

Don't declare war on Congress, Mr. President.

Not on Congress. I'm declaring war on atrophy. [to the audience] But, these days, who could tell the difference?

No writer worth his salt can resist a good story, just as no politician can resist making promises he can't keep.

MCMichael Corrigan

Do you know what I've been asking myself ever since the hunger strike? Am I truly willing to die for this? I don't know the answer to that question, but at least I have something I care enough about to even ask the question. Have you asked that of yourself? What are you willing to die for?

[about Corrigan] He was a coward, and I'm glad he's dead.

He had more courage than you'll ever have.

Do you really wanna discuss courage, Claire? Because anyone can commit suicide, or spout their mouths off in front of a camera. You wanna know what takes courage? Keeping your mouth shut, no matter what you may be feeling. Holding it all together when the stakes are this high.

We're murderers, Francis.

No, we're not. We're survivors.

If we can't show respect for one brave man and still accomplish what we set out to do, then I'm disappointed in both of us.

I never should have made you ambassador.

I never should have made you president. [leaves]

[to the audience] What're you lookin' at?!

Are the AARP here?

In the lobby. The chairman told me they wanna support Dunbar.

They're just trying to rattle us.

Dunbar's promising to save Social Security, go after Wall Street and government waste instead of entitlements.

Well, get 'em in here.

Here's a list. The meeting's not for another 10 minutes.

Well, start bringing them in here. It'll take them that long to hobble over on their walkers.

Henry Mitchell, the new Senate Majority Leader. What happened to Hector Mendoza? Well, you don't declare a couple of paid speeches as income, and boom, you're no longer in Congress, and certainly not running for president. [pointing to Mitchell's portrait of Eisenhower] You got rid of Ronnie. Hector loved that painting.

HMHenry Mitchell

Oh, he's not gone, just in storage.

[to the audience] Just like Hector.

[about the America Works book] I think it may be the best thing I've written in years. It could also be utter and complete shit. But when I can't tell the difference, it's usually a good sign.

I never tried to swim to Fort Sumter. Thomas probably knows that I made it up, but he wrote about it anyway because he understands the greater truth: Imagination is its own form of courage.

[Baldwin and Yates have sex with a picture of Frank in the background]

Well, the president just saw me come.

HTHarlan Traub

Mr. President, I know you have a thousand things on your mind, but I would just love to talk to you about how to revolutionize the food processing industry here in Iowa.

[to the audience] Please, slit my wrists with his butter knife.

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