Will Conway quotes from House of Cards

Will Conway

Oh, I always wear protection when I'm getting my dick sucked by the Democrats.

Will Conway

I feel sorry for you. Two years. That's all you're going to get in here. You're not going to last any longer than Walker did. And what kills you is that I'll make a great president, the kind of president who'll actually be remembered. And isn't that worse than dying, Frank? Being forgotten?

Frank Underwood

You actually think you'd make a great president.

Will Conway

Today was just a taste.

Frank Underwood

Ninety-nine percent of this job is in the dark. You had your little moment in the sun today, but what are you going to do when you have to make a thousand little decisions that no one will ever hear about or appreciate? I think you're excellent at running for president, but I don't think you're equipped to actually be one.

Will Conway

Don't be condescending. I'm the Governor of New York.

Frank Underwood

Ooh, Albany, really? You're a pretender, Will. And if you win, you'll go from pretender to fraud.

Will Conway

If you don't start turning things around, you're gonna be out on your fucking ass, you understand?

Mark Usher

I do. [pause] I should explain something to you, Governor. If you ever talk to me like that again, I will make sure that you never win another election in your life.

Will Conway

Are you threatening me?

Mark Usher

No. I'm enlightening you.